My Many Faces

I make lots of different faces. Please enjoy the following:

 I can be serious

 My beard is real

 I can out sass you

I should have been a cowgirl 

 I'm warm for once!

 I can't breathe through my nose

 I'm going to hit someone with this mallet

 How do I use this?

 Yes I want to build a snowman

 Rock on

 Uhhh...I don't know

I think there's something in my eye 

 I'd make a good looking cop

 Do you have tickets to this gun show?

 Let's address the elephant in the room

I scrunch my face when I'm excited

 At peace

 Please stop taking pictures

 I forgot how to smile

 I can be really happy

 Whoopsies!

 EEEEEEEEE!

 I got my own fire helmet

 I will take you down

 Haters gonna hate

 Nap time

 I can't see

 I'm done with today

 All the love

 I'm possessed.

 What am I doing?

 Can I please taker her home?

 Look at the squishy

 This lollipop is as big as my face

 Making a very important phone call

 I'm too legit to quit

 I mustache you a question

Uh-oh 

 I will eat this in one sitting

I am unamused

 I look incredible

 I don't want to guess anymore

 Poppin' tags

 Must squish the baby

 I'm stuck

 My precious

 Ms. Tough Guy

 I didn't choose the thug life.

No I will not. 

 I just want to be warm

 I am the walrus

 Why can't I play?

 I touched the butt

 Your hair smells

 But but the elephant

 Beer is gross

 Please let me out

Yes I see you judging me for eating a hot dog at Five Guys

Mackenzie